Give a position where :
White has all 16 pieces. Black has a king and a single pawn, White, to move, loses. Bonus kudos if White can't stop a #1. Remove any single piece (except the kings, of course), and White wins
Since there surely are many solutions, give your shortest proof game and the shortest of all entries may win. If they are equal, the first poster wins.
EDIT: A small clarification. Yes, you may use promoted material and even an illegal pawn structure, but you hardly will gain anything as these are move-eaters.