I accidentally ran into this game again.
[FEN ""] [startply "7"] 1. e4 e6 2. d4 Qf6 3. e5 Qf5 4. Bd3
What would be the fastest way to lose a queen by a direct attack on it (i.e. no pin, no discovered, no mate threats, etc.), when it has a maximum of 27 moves, but all 27 squares are attacked by the enemy? I estimate around 20 moves and very silly play. Avoid prematurely hanging the queen (or mate in 1) if possible.